| Matches | Games | Points | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rank | Team | % | W/L/T | W/L | % | +/- |
| 1 | Lab Safety | 100.00 | 4/0/0 | 4/0 | 89.19 | 33/4 |
| 2 | Pathetico Madrid | 100.00 | 4/0/0 | 4/0 | 61.29 | 19/12 |
| 3 | Soccer?HardlyKnowHer | 75.00 | 3/1/0 | 3/1 | 52.63 | 20/18 |
| 4 | Individual Men | 50.00 | 2/2/0 | 2/2 | 51.11 | 23/22 |
| 5 | Wallyball and Cheese | 50.00 | 2/2/0 | 1/2 | 36.11 | 13/23 |
| 6 | HR+ | 25.00 | 1/3/0 | 1/3 | 47.92 | 23/25 |
| 7 | Justice Beaver | 25.00 | 1/3/0 | 1/2 | 47.83 | 11/12 |
| 8 | Dog Check | 25.00 | 1/3/0 | 1/2 | 44.19 | 19/24 |
| 9 | Pharmacy United | 25.00 | 1/3/0 | 0/3 | 36.11 | 13/23 |
| 10 | Team Abraham Lincoln | 0.00 | 0/4/0 | 0/2 | 21.05 | 4/15 |