| Samuel Isner (Captain) |
| Bejamin (Benny) Garrison (Co-Captain) |
| Daniel Merrell |
| Tyler Willis |
| Rodrigo Reis |
| Jordan Lee |
| Andrew Shepard |
| Michael Kuhn |
| David Widder-Varhegyi |
| Rex Frost |
| Evan Park |
| Jacob Miorelli |
| Christopher Hayden |
| Joseph Parker |
| James Dunlap |
| Travis St. Ores |
| Matches | Games | Points | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| % | W/L/T | % | W/L | % | +/- |
| 66.67 | 2/1/0 | 66.67 | 2/1 | 85.71 | 6/1 |
| Home | Away | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Date | Time | Location | Team | Won | Total Pts | Team | Won | Total Pts |
| 09/05 | 6 p.m. | Soccer 1 | Man Chest Hair United | 0 | 0 | Benny And The Jets | 1 | 1 |
| 09/12 | 6 p.m. | Soccer 2 | Benny And The Jets | 1 | 5 | Cedarvillains | 0 | 0 |
| 09/19 | 6 p.m. | Soccer 2 | The Abusement Park | 1 | 1 | Benny And The Jets | 0 | 0 |