| Matches | Games | Points | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rank | Team | % | W/L/T | W/L | % | +/- |
| 1 | Dirty (Half) Dozen | 100.00 | 5/0/0 | 5/0 | 86.21 | 50/8 |
| 2 | Not This Time | 100.00 | 5/0/0 | 5/0 | 73.17 | 30/11 |
| 3 | Bayern Lawlor | 100.00 | 5/0/0 | 5/0 | 70.59 | 36/15 |
| 4 | Oozma Kappa | 80.00 | 4/1/0 | 4/1 | 70.21 | 33/14 |
| 5 | Cpt. Crunch&the Cereal | 80.00 | 4/1/0 | 4/1 | 62.07 | 18/11 |
| 6 | Jake's Fat | 75.00 | 3/0/1 | 3/0 | 75.86 | 22/7 |
| 7 | Benny and the Jets | 75.00 | 3/0/1 | 3/0 | 74.19 | 23/8 |
| 8 | Indian American Investigators | 60.00 | 3/2/0 | 3/2 | 66.67 | 20/10 |
| 9 | The Hooligans | 60.00 | 3/2/0 | 3/2 | 63.64 | 28/16 |
| 10 | We're Pretty Good at Fifa | 60.00 | 3/2/0 | 3/2 | 60.00 | 21/14 |
| 11 | Sons of Thunder | 60.00 | 3/2/0 | 3/2 | 50.00 | 15/15 |
| 12 | Fake Madrid | 40.00 | 2/3/0 | 2/3 | 48.39 | 15/16 |
| 13 | Darkness NO Parents | 40.00 | 2/3/0 | 2/3 | 41.46 | 17/24 |
| 14 | Marshall Militia | 40.00 | 2/3/0 | 2/3 | 35.71 | 10/18 |
| 15 | Manchesthair United | 25.00 | 1/2/1 | 1/2 | 64.29 | 18/10 |
| 16 | The Ball Kickers | 25.00 | 1/3/0 | 1/3 | 23.68 | 9/29 |
| 17 | Kingdom Kickers | 20.00 | 1/4/0 | 1/4 | 38.46 | 15/24 |
| 18 | Petr Cech Yourself | 20.00 | 1/3/1 | 0/3 | 13.51 | 5/32 |
| 19 | The Double Dragons | 0.00 | 0/4/1 | 0/3 | 37.14 | 13/22 |
| 20 | Really Good Apples | 0.00 | 0/3/2 | 0/3 | 35.90 | 14/25 |
| 21 | Team India | 0.00 | 0/5/0 | 0/5 | 26.67 | 12/33 |
| 22 | Piglets | 0.00 | 0/3/1 | 0/3 | 26.32 | 10/28 |
| 23 | Light-skinned Princesses | 0.00 | 0/5/0 | 0/5 | 13.33 | 8/52 |