| Matches | Games | Points | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rank | Team | % | W/L/T | W/L | % | +/- |
| 1 | Friendly Pandas 2.5 | 100.00 | 4/0/0 | 4/0 | 92.50 | 37/3 |
| 2 | Joe Zavodney FC | 100.00 | 4/0/0 | 4/0 | 90.24 | 37/4 |
| 3 | Carrshall Collision | 75.00 | 3/1/0 | 3/1 | 64.52 | 20/11 |
| 4 | Wailing Woodz | 75.00 | 3/0/1 | 3/0 | 64.52 | 20/11 |
| 5 | Spicy bois | 75.00 | 3/1/0 | 3/1 | 58.97 | 23/16 |
| 6 | Monarches de Leche | 75.00 | 3/1/0 | 3/1 | 57.14 | 28/21 |
| 7 | HeartSong United | 50.00 | 2/1/1 | 2/1 | 59.09 | 13/9 |
| 8 | MUB SC | 50.00 | 2/2/0 | 2/2 | 51.22 | 21/20 |
| 9 | RepressiveHypothesis | 50.00 | 2/2/0 | 2/2 | 39.47 | 15/23 |
| 10 | ManChestHair United | 25.00 | 1/3/0 | 1/3 | 30.00 | 15/35 |
| 11 | AFC United City FC | 0.00 | 0/3/1 | 0/3 | 33.33 | 8/16 |
| 12 | Quick'n Thicc | 0.00 | 0/3/1 | 0/3 | 30.00 | 9/21 |
| 13 | Dank Memes | 0.00 | 0/3/1 | 0/3 | 21.62 | 8/29 |
| 14 | Run for IT | 0.00 | 0/3/1 | 0/3 | 20.83 | 5/19 |
| 15 | Team Gergg | 0.00 | 0/4/0 | 0/4 | 13.79 | 4/25 |