| Gabriel Gerbrandt | 
| Corbin Miller | 
| Dustin Shaw (Captain) | 
| Joseph DeLoye | 
| McKinnes Murphy | 
| Cameron Roseman | 
| Addison Woelkers | 
| Drew Kratche (Co-Captain) | 
| Cameron Arminio | 
| Ben Lamoreaux | 
| Matches | Games | Points | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| % | W/L/T | % | W/L | % | +/- | 
| 100.00 | 3/0/0 | 100.00 | 3/0 | 58.65 | 139/98 | 
| Home | Away | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Date | Time | Location | Team | Won | Total Pts | Team | Won | Total Pts | 
| 04/13 | 9:45 p.m. | Field House 2 | cute boys | 0 | 32 | Thicc Thigh Thumpers | 1 | 51 | 
| 04/15 | 9:45 p.m. | Field House 2 | Benny and the Jets | 0 | 39 | Thicc Thigh Thumpers | 1 | 42 | 
| 04/22 | 9:30 p.m. | Main Court | Beater Gang | 0 | 27 | Thicc Thigh Thumpers | 1 | 46 |